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welcome to team F.C.K blog.
we're a newly borned team in 2008.
we have the greatest captain of all time fong choon kit.
we have players of all calibre, excelling in many games.
one example is against team kavi.. we won 4-2
we hope to win many more games in the leadership of choon kit and that he will bring us all to glory
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1.2.3!
TEAM FCK!
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alvinkang
8:33 PM
The aims of F.C.K.F.C this year is to overthrow Banglah F.C., successfully groom our team captain Fong Choon Kit into a ChinaTown class player and of course to fly kites. (Thats so random). We are just a despeartely lame retarded club trying to prove to the world that our team captain can lead us to victory! Yay. Cheers for F.C.K.F.C. (Hmm that sounded like line 578 in the declaration of Independence).
Now is time for the introduction of the squad of 2008....
Firstly weighing in at 143 pounds, is our star shot stopper and ultimate joker, Alvin Cech de Sar Kang. Alvin promises to provide the motivational aspect of the team and he says:" HoHoHo... Other than continuously keeping a clean sheet...I also wish to grow a mustache like Gordon...Hahaha." Thats a little awkard given that mustaches take years to grow. Lol.
Secondly weighing in at 121 pounds, is our destroyer and piledriver on the field, Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong. He operates in both defence and in the centre of the park and provides the height aspect of the team. He says:'' Watch out for my hammer of a right foot..if anyone dares to bully anyone on my team..I will make sure his head will be replaced with the soccer ball." Woah, he must really have a strong right foot. Moving on...
Thirdly weighing in at 125 pounds, is our full time defender and pro flicker of the ball, Elohim Terry Chor(a.k.a GOD). He promises to confuse his opponents with his unpredictable flicks and control of the ball. He adds on:''Errr...I think next time I better wear sunglasses to play soccer cause sometimes I cannot see the floor. The sun very bright." WTF is that?? Hahaz. I guess everyone is hilarious.
Fourthly weighing in at 148 pounds, is our box to box midfielder and 'voice' of the team, Arvindh Fabregas Rai. He screams and shouts a hack of a lot on the pitch and professes in his stamina and long-ranged shooting. He states:"If anyone dares say I'm noisy...I'm gonna scream in his ear and make him think I'm his Mommy." Who would want that?? Anyway moving on...
Fifthly weighing in at 139 pounds, is our utility player and still yet to make his debut(NOT!), Aaron Slacker Chua. He is deemed by the team to have 'yet' to make his debut even though he did on numerous occasions and of course his speciality is to skip training sessions. He objects:"I have already made my debut!! I did it on so many occasions! Why doesnt anyone believe me?? Ahhhh..." Adding on to that, he promises to make an effort to attend 5 minutes per training session. What an improvement!!!
Sixthly weighing in at 114 pounds, is our winger, corner kick taker and nerd of the team, Rakesh Van Persie Kumar Rai. He is known for his 'turnings' and his incredibily high IQ. He says:"If I dont get a pay rise, I'm gonna quit this club and study for the rest of my life!! Hey do you know Newton's third law??" And of course, he still continues to talk about studies. Haiz...
Seventhly weighing in at 137 pounds, is our secondary striker and set-piece taker, Lyon Scholes Kong Zhao Loong. He is well known for his backheels and setpieces. He states:"I want to get a career in F.C.K.F.C. I dont wanna STUDY!! Eh just now the teacher tell me to draw sine graph. Is she telling me to draw and sign on the graph paper?" Even we can never imagine his thoughts.
Last and of course least weighing in at 125 pounds, is our star striker and captain of the team, Fong Torres Choon Kit(Ironically!). He is our dependable finisher(NOT!) and the Maradonna of the team. He says:"I am going to imitate Fernando Torres and score 30+ goals a season. I will be the best in the world!! Everyone will recognise me!! HAHAHA." We cannot blame him for his level of optimism but seriously he has to first learn how to kick the ball.....
Ladies and gentlemen...I now present to you the 2008 squad of F.C.K.F.C. Please support our club and of course Choon Kit's letter writing company. Just go to him and all your complaint letters will definitely be accepted by anyone. Seriously...
5:26 AM
Captain + Coach + Owner : 
Fong Torres Choon Kit
(Striker)(Professional Dummy)
Attk. Finale:
Dummy at open goal.(Misses open goal.Inceases teammate moral greatly knowing that they would not be lousiest in team)
Item Skill:
Empower (empowers his new shoes to give him god-like kick for 1 kick)
Def. Finale: Captains pressence(Pressures opponent by making weird movements and noises.Has no other practical uses.)
Member :
Kong Scholes Zhao Loong
(Seondary Striker)
Attk. Finale: Backheel (backheels ball catching opponent.. maybe even teammate unaware)
Def. Finale: Goalkeeper's dribble (when in goalkeeper mode,he would suddenly dribble the ball forward, becoming a Striker, increasing teams overall ATTK while leaving goal post open)
Member :
Alvin Cech der Sar Kang
( Goalkeeper )
Attk. Finale: A Strong kick (A strong kick with all his might with no hesitaion. May injure opponent keeper and has a great chance to miss)
Def. Finale: Flying legs (His legs would suddenly stretch at impossible angle upwards blocking air balls)
Member : 
Elohim 'lekgwathi lucky' Chor (GOD)
(Defender/Keeper)
Attk. Finale: Fake Step over (Does stepover BEHIND the teammate with ball stunning opponents looking at its pure stupidity)
Def. Finale: Hand of GOD (Prays for help from God and does a rare catch or save that is unexpected, living up to his name)
Member : 
Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong
(Defender/Centre Mid)
Attk. Finale: A strong kick with accuracy(Shoots with addidas predator shoe with power and accuracy)
Def. Finale: Crunching tackles(Would slide opponents dribbling towards goal)
Member :
Arvindh Fabregas Rai
(Centre Mid)
Attk. Finale: Summon darkness (summons ancient 'punjabi' soccer skills hidden within turning him slightly darker after use)
Def. Finale: Charge of darkness(does a frenzy charge from the frontlines, seemingly merging in the shadows unoticed for a while, in an attempt to defend)
Member : 
Rakesh Van Persie Rai
(Winger)
Attk. Finale: Summon shoes (The usually barefooted player summons powerful soccer shoes and OWNS.. only usable on friday)
Def. Finale: 'camo' (Camos in the darkness during corners, lurking behind GK, reappears suddenly to block ball)
Member: 
Isaac 'Chiongster' Cheong(2nd goalkeeper)
Attk. Finale: Bide ( Laughs and laughs and laughs until he turns red and suddenly unleashes this internal energy and kicks)
Def. Finale: Chiong (Unleashes his hidden family skill chionging, sprinting at attackers, increases acceleration by 100%, good for keeper's Strike and Slide tatics, taking ball away before opponent realises.
Member :
Aaron Pastor Chua (Club's personal pastor/priest)
Attk. Finale:Gods voice (Does a desperate prayer to GOD to boost his power .. attacking with ear piercing screams given by GOD)
Def. Finale: Call for help (Shrieks in a high pitch voice only heard by team members increasing their speed to aid in defence)
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Wins --- 7
Draws --- 5
Losts --- 3
Goals scored --- 59
Goals conceded --- 44
vs The 4S1 Gang (draw 2-2)
vs Justin Mavericks (won 6-4)
vs The 4S1 gang (draw 4-4)
vs ST STormers (5-5 *any mistake due to bad refreeing please inform us)
vs The KIM Knights (Jasper warriors evolution) (won 3-2)
Bryan --- 19
Elohim --- 19
Choon Kit --- 18
Rakesh --- 14
Zhao Loong--- 13
Alvin --- 11
Aaron --- 8
Arvindh --- 5
Issac --- 3
Bryan --- 22
Rakesh --- 15
Zhao Loong --- 9
Arvindh --- 8
Choon Kit --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Issac --- 2
Aaron --- 2
Elohim --- 1
Bryan --- 14
Rakesh --- 11
Zhao Loong --- 8
Arvindh --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Choon Kit --- 3
Issac --- 1
Elohim --- 0
Aaron --- 0
Elohim --- 18
Rakesh --- 10
Alvin --- 8
Bryan --- 6
Issac --- 2
Zhao Loong --- 2
Aaron --- 1
Arvindh --- 0
Choon Kit --- 0
Choon Kit --- 5
Zhao Long --- 1
The rest --- 0
1)Choon Kit ----- Got hit in head and belly twice by Elohim and Jasper Kim respectively
(still can play)
----- Got hit by Alvin Kang in the hand during corner practice(still can play)
----- constantly healing but gets injured once and then(still can play)
2)Zhao long ----- Brain problem, (probaly never ever heal, no signs of improvement, but still can play)
3)Elohim ----- Temporary Asthma (out for 1 week, still strong and ever out again)
4)AK ----- Kicked on the face and attacked on the ear( out for a month, but still can play)
1)Sign Jasper Kim for $1.80!
2)Keep as many players as possible
3)Beat Banglah Fc / Jasper Warriors
4)Help Choon Kit to become the next Torres
5)Create a team Jersey
6)Buying "FCK need U" badges for team to wear in place of school badge
Kong(scholes)zhao loong(not recomended, Lowers your IQ)
Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong(not recomended, not updated)
Aaron Chua..may God bless us (recomended for christians)
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