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Friday, July 04, 2008

The Club Is Finally Back In Order ( Maybe not )

Good evening everyone, I am A. Jacques here proudly broadcasting the latest FCKFC news. Today's the 4th of July and I will covering the club's two matches played today. Coming up is also the man-of-the-match presentation and some post match interviews. Justin Mavericks and the 4S1 gang were our worthy opponents today. I will be covering both simultaneously.

Everyone played together for the first time since the start of the new campaign, thus reflecting the 2 good results we achieved today. Beating Justin Mavericks and the 4S1 gang by a score of 4-2 and 8-6 respectively. Standing out in both matches was our star winger Rakesh Kukumarmar Rai. He made an enormous contribution today including scoring a hatrick in the second game. Adding to that, he scored an outstanding goal. He skillfully dribbled past 4 players before calmly slotting it home. Round of applause for the team NERD!! Yays. Arvindh followed suit in the second game by putting 5 past their keeper but had an utterly disappointing first match. ( Maybe he was busy searching for his little brother?? Haha ) But nonetheless, a great performance by our debutant. He seems to have sorted out his misunderstandings with Rakesh. ( Well maybe... )

The rest of the team, I would say did not have as great a game as our two Bi-yis. Although... Bryan did contribue an extraordinary 5 assists. The rest of the team including our pathetic captain made no great contributions whatsoever. But we cant just point out that they all had a bad day. I would say they contributed ordinary performances. Anyway, Zhao Loong committed his services to the 4S1 gang in the second match and also scored a goal against us. What a betrayer!!! Boos for Zhao Loong.

Anyway, Alvin went to play a friendly for our school moments after the match. Lets hope he does not screw up like he did against the 4S1 gang. By the way, he got 'ole' twice, wasted about 5-6 goal kicks and got caught of his line when he went up-field to celebrate Rakesh's goal. C'mon school-team keeper. You can do better!!! -_-''

Moving on...after the match Rakesh was rewarded for his man-of-the-match performance with a can of 100plus. A.Jaques interviewed both hatrick heroes.

A. Jacques," So Rakesh how would you rate your performances today?"

Rakesh replied in an Italian accent,"Firstly, I would like to say that 100plus, a carbonated drink, will eventually result in one having high blood pressure and of course an abnormal amount of glucose in the body..."

A. Jacques interrupted sarcastically in also an Italian accent," Will you please answer my question..."

Rakesh fumed," Ok then. So much for revising my facts. I think that today was one of the best days of my life. Although nothing beats me winning a prize for being the school's nerdiest nerd. After calculating the statistics, I would rate my performance a 9.65373 out of 10. I would also like to say thank you to the coach for fielding me as a centre forward and of course placing emphasis on my finishing skills and not his. I eargerly await putting on even better performances for the team. But for now.. I have to revise the art of speaking Spanish to a donkey."

A. Jacques," Arvindh, has your hate for nerds faded after this performance?"

Arvindh,"Damn you Kukumarmar. You think you're so smart..."

At that moment, Arvindh gave Rakesh a push and he fell. He grabbed Rakesh's 100plus and glupped it all down.

Arvindh added," I'll prove to you that I will never get high blood pressure or an abnormal glucose level. I'll defy the all facts that you have learnt. I will make you regret all your life for studying so hard. Hahahahahaha..."

Just as Arvindh turned and walked away, this time doing a Mexican dance as he walked, Rakesh broke down in tears.

"Nooooooo. Is it true that all my efforts were to no avail? Is it really true?"

After saying that, he walked away. But I could still hear him chanting his additional mathematics formulas from a distance. What drama we have still going on in FCKFC. Will the captain resolve this problem and will Arvindh and Rakesh not play unless the other quits the club? Stay tuned to find out.... ( Now that ' Dang Dang Dang Dang ' tune is played )

5:02 PM

SQUAD;


Captain + Coach + Owner :
Fong Torres Choon Kit (Striker)(Professional Dummy)

Attk. Finale:
Dummy at open goal.(Misses open goal.Inceases teammate moral greatly knowing that they would not be lousiest in team)


Item Skill:
Empower (empowers his new shoes to give him god-like kick for 1 kick)

Def. Finale: Captains pressence(Pressures opponent by making weird movements and noises.Has no other practical uses.)

Member :
Kong Scholes Zhao Loong (Seondary Striker)

Attk. Finale: Backheel (backheels ball catching opponent.. maybe even teammate unaware)

Def. Finale: Goalkeeper's dribble (when in goalkeeper mode,he would suddenly dribble the ball forward, becoming a Striker, increasing teams overall ATTK while leaving goal post open)

Member :
Alvin Cech der Sar Kang ( Goalkeeper )

Attk. Finale: A Strong kick (A strong kick with all his might with no hesitaion. May injure opponent keeper and has a great chance to miss)

Def. Finale: Flying legs (His legs would suddenly stretch at impossible angle upwards blocking air balls)

Member :
Elohim 'lekgwathi lucky' Chor (GOD) (Defender/Keeper)

Attk. Finale: Fake Step over (Does stepover BEHIND the teammate with ball stunning opponents looking at its pure stupidity)

Def. Finale: Hand of GOD (Prays for help from God and does a rare catch or save that is unexpected, living up to his name)

Member :
Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong (Defender/Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: A strong kick with accuracy(Shoots with addidas predator shoe with power and accuracy)

Def. Finale: Crunching tackles(Would slide opponents dribbling towards goal)

Member :
Arvindh Fabregas Rai (Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: Summon darkness (summons ancient 'punjabi' soccer skills hidden within turning him slightly darker after use)

Def. Finale: Charge of darkness(does a frenzy charge from the frontlines, seemingly merging in the shadows unoticed for a while, in an attempt to defend)

Member :
Rakesh Van Persie Rai (Winger)

Attk. Finale: Summon shoes (The usually barefooted player summons powerful soccer shoes and OWNS.. only usable on friday)

Def. Finale: 'camo' (Camos in the darkness during corners, lurking behind GK, reappears suddenly to block ball)

Member:
Isaac 'Chiongster' Cheong(2nd goalkeeper)

Attk. Finale: Bide ( Laughs and laughs and laughs until he turns red and suddenly unleashes this internal energy and kicks)

Def. Finale: Chiong (Unleashes his hidden family skill chionging, sprinting at attackers, increases acceleration by 100%, good for keeper's Strike and Slide tatics, taking ball away before opponent realises.

 Member :
Aaron Pastor Chua (Club's personal pastor/priest)

Attk. Finale:Gods voice (Does a desperate prayer to GOD to boost his power .. attacking with ear piercing screams given by GOD)

Def. Finale: Call for help (Shrieks in a high pitch voice only heard by team members increasing their speed to aid in defence)


STATISTICS;

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Team's Record;

Wins --- 7
Draws --- 5
Losts --- 3
Goals scored --- 59
Goals conceded --- 44

Last 5 Results;

vs The 4S1 Gang (draw 2-2)
vs Justin Mavericks (won 6-4)
vs The 4S1 gang (draw 4-4)
vs ST STormers (5-5 *any mistake due to bad refreeing please inform us) vs The KIM Knights (Jasper warriors evolution) (won 3-2)

GAMES PLAYED;

Bryan --- 19
Elohim --- 19
Choon Kit --- 18
Rakesh --- 14
Zhao Loong--- 13
Alvin --- 11
Aaron --- 8
Arvindh --- 5
Issac --- 3

TOP SCORERS;

Bryan --- 22
Rakesh --- 15
Zhao Loong --- 9
Arvindh --- 8
Choon Kit --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Issac --- 2
Aaron --- 2
Elohim --- 1

ASSISTS;

Bryan --- 14
Rakesh --- 11
Zhao Loong --- 8
Arvindh --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Choon Kit --- 3
Issac --- 1
Elohim --- 0
Aaron --- 0

SHOTS BLOCKED;

Elohim --- 18
Rakesh --- 10
Alvin --- 8
Bryan --- 6
Issac --- 2
Zhao Loong --- 2
Aaron --- 1
Arvindh --- 0
Choon Kit --- 0

OPEN GOALS MISSED;

Choon Kit --- 5
Zhao Long --- 1
The rest --- 0

INJURIES;

1)Choon Kit ----- Got hit in head and belly twice by Elohim and Jasper Kim respectively
(still can play)
----- Got hit by Alvin Kang in the hand during corner practice(still can play)
----- constantly healing but gets injured once and then(still can play)
2)Zhao long ----- Brain problem, (probaly never ever heal, no signs of improvement, but still can play)
3)Elohim ----- Temporary Asthma (out for 1 week, still strong and ever out again)
4)AK ----- Kicked on the face and attacked on the ear( out for a month, but still can play)

MAKE ME HAPPY;

1)Sign Jasper Kim for $1.80!
2)Keep as many players as possible
3)Beat Banglah Fc / Jasper Warriors
4)Help Choon Kit to become the next Torres
5)Create a team Jersey
6)Buying "FCK need U" badges for team to wear in place of school badge

LINKS;

Kong(scholes)zhao loong(not recomended, Lowers your IQ)


Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong(not recomended, not updated)


Aaron Chua..may God bless us (recomended for christians)




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