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Monday, July 14, 2008

GOAL FOR CHOON KIT!!!

Good day mates, today's the 14th of July and we are almost mid way through the 2008 season. Not too long ago, FCK and his team marched up onto the field doing a Mexican dance along the way to commemorate Arvindh who was unable to turn up for the match due to Bhai reasons.....( Who knows? *shrugs* ). But Rakesh nonetheless turned up having decided to put aside his Bhai duties for today. He states that Choon Kit is way more important than his race.... The team welcomed Jit United( a.k.a. 'Shit United' ) for today's fixture.


So not much happenings during the course of the whole match at the 6th floor. Except that OUR TEAM CAPTAIN FINALLY ENDED HIS 4 GAME GOAL DROUGHT, by cooly lobbing the ball past Shaun. Bryan contributed 2 calmly slotted home goals. And of course...our ever reliant defender Elohim scored his first of the season! And what a goal it was.... He accurately drifted it into the bottom corner of the goal. Rakesh blocked a massive 5 shots and Aaron defended with both strength and balance. The match ended in a thrilling 4-4 draw and adding to that the ball flew out of bounds 4 times!!! Meaning that Jasper, Choon Kit, Shaun and Jedidiah had to walk 3 floors down to retrieve it.


Only Jedidiah came back empty-handed.... FCK, filled with initiative, then strategised a team search for the ball. After much misunderstandings and false theories as to where the ball was, Aaron finally spotted it amongst the bushes. Yay, for that eye-straining spot, Choon Kit has proudly awarded Aaron 50 goals which now makes him the top scorer of the team.

Harry Dick interviewed the team pastor and Elohim.

Harry,"So Elohim, how do you feel about scoring your first for FCK United?"

Elohim breathes heavily gasping for air," Today I got asthma so I cannot run much. Anyway, did I really score?I dont know la...I was up front when I saw a ball coming towards me so I just kicked it. Soon after that, Bryan and Choon Kit jumped on me and started celebrating. See la, stupid 6th floor court...make me cannot see the floor. Next time I must wear sunglasses to play sia. Now, I wont ever see my first goal for FCK United."

Harry,"Okay, what a way to score your first goal for FCK. Blindsided!!!Haha. Moving on... so Aaron how would you rate your debut for FCK United?"

Aaron," Is it really my debut?? Is it? Is it? Yes, finally this day has arrived. Thanks be to God. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord!!"

Harry,"Ok.... So was it God's grace that led to you finding the ball?"

Aaron kneels down and says," Shhh, I'm giving thanks to the Lord. May the peace of the Lord be always with you."

Harry," And always with you.. I guess."

This ends anotherthrilling and exciting coverage of FCK match reports. Till next time, drive safely everyone and of course dont drink before you drive. ( I'm not only referring to alcohol! )

5:35 PM

SQUAD;


Captain + Coach + Owner :
Fong Torres Choon Kit (Striker)(Professional Dummy)

Attk. Finale:
Dummy at open goal.(Misses open goal.Inceases teammate moral greatly knowing that they would not be lousiest in team)


Item Skill:
Empower (empowers his new shoes to give him god-like kick for 1 kick)

Def. Finale: Captains pressence(Pressures opponent by making weird movements and noises.Has no other practical uses.)

Member :
Kong Scholes Zhao Loong (Seondary Striker)

Attk. Finale: Backheel (backheels ball catching opponent.. maybe even teammate unaware)

Def. Finale: Goalkeeper's dribble (when in goalkeeper mode,he would suddenly dribble the ball forward, becoming a Striker, increasing teams overall ATTK while leaving goal post open)

Member :
Alvin Cech der Sar Kang ( Goalkeeper )

Attk. Finale: A Strong kick (A strong kick with all his might with no hesitaion. May injure opponent keeper and has a great chance to miss)

Def. Finale: Flying legs (His legs would suddenly stretch at impossible angle upwards blocking air balls)

Member :
Elohim 'lekgwathi lucky' Chor (GOD) (Defender/Keeper)

Attk. Finale: Fake Step over (Does stepover BEHIND the teammate with ball stunning opponents looking at its pure stupidity)

Def. Finale: Hand of GOD (Prays for help from God and does a rare catch or save that is unexpected, living up to his name)

Member :
Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong (Defender/Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: A strong kick with accuracy(Shoots with addidas predator shoe with power and accuracy)

Def. Finale: Crunching tackles(Would slide opponents dribbling towards goal)

Member :
Arvindh Fabregas Rai (Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: Summon darkness (summons ancient 'punjabi' soccer skills hidden within turning him slightly darker after use)

Def. Finale: Charge of darkness(does a frenzy charge from the frontlines, seemingly merging in the shadows unoticed for a while, in an attempt to defend)

Member :
Rakesh Van Persie Rai (Winger)

Attk. Finale: Summon shoes (The usually barefooted player summons powerful soccer shoes and OWNS.. only usable on friday)

Def. Finale: 'camo' (Camos in the darkness during corners, lurking behind GK, reappears suddenly to block ball)

Member:
Isaac 'Chiongster' Cheong(2nd goalkeeper)

Attk. Finale: Bide ( Laughs and laughs and laughs until he turns red and suddenly unleashes this internal energy and kicks)

Def. Finale: Chiong (Unleashes his hidden family skill chionging, sprinting at attackers, increases acceleration by 100%, good for keeper's Strike and Slide tatics, taking ball away before opponent realises.

 Member :
Aaron Pastor Chua (Club's personal pastor/priest)

Attk. Finale:Gods voice (Does a desperate prayer to GOD to boost his power .. attacking with ear piercing screams given by GOD)

Def. Finale: Call for help (Shrieks in a high pitch voice only heard by team members increasing their speed to aid in defence)


STATISTICS;

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Team's Record;

Wins --- 7
Draws --- 5
Losts --- 3
Goals scored --- 59
Goals conceded --- 44

Last 5 Results;

vs The 4S1 Gang (draw 2-2)
vs Justin Mavericks (won 6-4)
vs The 4S1 gang (draw 4-4)
vs ST STormers (5-5 *any mistake due to bad refreeing please inform us) vs The KIM Knights (Jasper warriors evolution) (won 3-2)

GAMES PLAYED;

Bryan --- 19
Elohim --- 19
Choon Kit --- 18
Rakesh --- 14
Zhao Loong--- 13
Alvin --- 11
Aaron --- 8
Arvindh --- 5
Issac --- 3

TOP SCORERS;

Bryan --- 22
Rakesh --- 15
Zhao Loong --- 9
Arvindh --- 8
Choon Kit --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Issac --- 2
Aaron --- 2
Elohim --- 1

ASSISTS;

Bryan --- 14
Rakesh --- 11
Zhao Loong --- 8
Arvindh --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Choon Kit --- 3
Issac --- 1
Elohim --- 0
Aaron --- 0

SHOTS BLOCKED;

Elohim --- 18
Rakesh --- 10
Alvin --- 8
Bryan --- 6
Issac --- 2
Zhao Loong --- 2
Aaron --- 1
Arvindh --- 0
Choon Kit --- 0

OPEN GOALS MISSED;

Choon Kit --- 5
Zhao Long --- 1
The rest --- 0

INJURIES;

1)Choon Kit ----- Got hit in head and belly twice by Elohim and Jasper Kim respectively
(still can play)
----- Got hit by Alvin Kang in the hand during corner practice(still can play)
----- constantly healing but gets injured once and then(still can play)
2)Zhao long ----- Brain problem, (probaly never ever heal, no signs of improvement, but still can play)
3)Elohim ----- Temporary Asthma (out for 1 week, still strong and ever out again)
4)AK ----- Kicked on the face and attacked on the ear( out for a month, but still can play)

MAKE ME HAPPY;

1)Sign Jasper Kim for $1.80!
2)Keep as many players as possible
3)Beat Banglah Fc / Jasper Warriors
4)Help Choon Kit to become the next Torres
5)Create a team Jersey
6)Buying "FCK need U" badges for team to wear in place of school badge

LINKS;

Kong(scholes)zhao loong(not recomended, Lowers your IQ)


Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong(not recomended, not updated)


Aaron Chua..may God bless us (recomended for christians)




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