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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Harry dick and A.Jacques here! we're now sharing off our workloads for the break where most players have to find part time jobs!

Anyways we have found much rumours for the past 2 days!

There's no training today due to Elohim not bringing the team ball for training after our over-time work nowadays. Stressing us up even more.. Elohim please remember to bring tommorow..

Transfer trails as reported by Harry Dick!

It is out public! Jasper Warriors's captain/manager has hit it all out all over the seaweed world! He found a sponsor willing to publicise his product and he is now selling to use the money to transfer what is known as the world wide transfer record of $5 for what is our star winger Rakesh Kukumarmar who has hit home 7 goals in his last 5 outings! Is Captain Kim willing to hit the cheque book and pay the price for our star winger Kumar, who was also rumoured saying he seem to like play barefooted more and like wearing a 'white' jersey....

The product Captain Kim is producing.. is it edible?!


NEWS have rised! Jasper warriors is looking for yet another gk after their propelled project of Captain Kim seaweeds™ series.. Alvin kang/Elohim is seemingly their first target, and that they also have to rip open their cheque books for another big transfer.. leaving F.C.K united ripped of players but rich ... will F.C.K letter writing company produce enough to rise the salaries of their players to keep them there? Or will it be like Arsenal where they will have to keep selling their players for another 20year before rising their salaries???


If many players leave, Star defender/midfielder Bryan who chipped in 6 assists and 2 goals for their winning season , might be on the way out? Well, he's on the hefty price tag of $10, where Bryan seems to be the only one that Choon Kit can rely on, loyalty and skills. But will Bryan be blinded by the money? We just have to find out soon...


Now to the rumours heard around by our reporter A.Jacques.


Hello hello. very long no work..

Rumours ! The rapist is suspected to be kong zhao loong.. I wonder why did he want to rape a small kid? What's going in his criminal mind? When last week he betrayed team F.C.K and wore a 4s1 gang jersey playing against us and scored one goal against the shocked and stunned AK! Is this the mark of a Zhao loong leaving the F.C.K academies, where he grew through the ranks yet not respected by anyone.. The Punishments for him breaching the law and against the club, where he played for 4s1 gang!


The next rumour is that K.Sarravanan, the useless winger from justin mavericks, who seems to want to join the F.C.K united, is now over. Because our reporter heard him saying to a highly respected player of the club that he thinks the club is 'lame and cannot afford him' and that he will seek his future either at justin mavericks or at jasper warriors.


The trail for kumar seems to be more realistic now as he hit out against the MVP winner , captain Fong Choon Kit , and that Kumar thinks that he deserves it for scoring the goals to bring the team to glory, but teammate alvin kang has hit back at kumar that he is 'not needed' at the club for glory and that without team captain Choon Kit's inspiring and motivating speeches that Kumar would not have scored all his goals, and that Kumar should just shut his big mouth over his formulas on the price tag, goal bonuses, assist bonuses and his big bonus package, which F.C.K united cannot seem to pay him. This has lead to big clubs all around the region wanting kumar's services.


And Arvindh has yet again hit out on Kumar's injury as he lays in the hospital bed, and Arvindh was saying that Kumar's injury was a show and that he was caught 'Diving' when he was being beaten up in the library. Well , A.Jacques here thinks that why in the world would Arvindh know so much about the case and how he saw Kumar dive? Was he at the scene himself? The case is now blasted open to suspecting that arvindh might be the one ... but why would he wear a miniskirt?? Maybe not arvindh ... who knows? It might be Zhao Loong the lunatic.. right?


When will this internal F.C.K crisis stop? Will the team have fun,peace,love laughter and joy?

We have to wait for the team captain to speak up, and for now, this is A.Jacques and I have beside me, Harry Dick, ending this news report with a bang, ! goodbye





When will there be ever have happy times like this? as shown in an undated picture of captain choon kit and elohim having fun. (Dont miss our captains fake and pirated shoes )

6:20 PM

SQUAD;


Captain + Coach + Owner :
Fong Torres Choon Kit (Striker)(Professional Dummy)

Attk. Finale:
Dummy at open goal.(Misses open goal.Inceases teammate moral greatly knowing that they would not be lousiest in team)


Item Skill:
Empower (empowers his new shoes to give him god-like kick for 1 kick)

Def. Finale: Captains pressence(Pressures opponent by making weird movements and noises.Has no other practical uses.)

Member :
Kong Scholes Zhao Loong (Seondary Striker)

Attk. Finale: Backheel (backheels ball catching opponent.. maybe even teammate unaware)

Def. Finale: Goalkeeper's dribble (when in goalkeeper mode,he would suddenly dribble the ball forward, becoming a Striker, increasing teams overall ATTK while leaving goal post open)

Member :
Alvin Cech der Sar Kang ( Goalkeeper )

Attk. Finale: A Strong kick (A strong kick with all his might with no hesitaion. May injure opponent keeper and has a great chance to miss)

Def. Finale: Flying legs (His legs would suddenly stretch at impossible angle upwards blocking air balls)

Member :
Elohim 'lekgwathi lucky' Chor (GOD) (Defender/Keeper)

Attk. Finale: Fake Step over (Does stepover BEHIND the teammate with ball stunning opponents looking at its pure stupidity)

Def. Finale: Hand of GOD (Prays for help from God and does a rare catch or save that is unexpected, living up to his name)

Member :
Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong (Defender/Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: A strong kick with accuracy(Shoots with addidas predator shoe with power and accuracy)

Def. Finale: Crunching tackles(Would slide opponents dribbling towards goal)

Member :
Arvindh Fabregas Rai (Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: Summon darkness (summons ancient 'punjabi' soccer skills hidden within turning him slightly darker after use)

Def. Finale: Charge of darkness(does a frenzy charge from the frontlines, seemingly merging in the shadows unoticed for a while, in an attempt to defend)

Member :
Rakesh Van Persie Rai (Winger)

Attk. Finale: Summon shoes (The usually barefooted player summons powerful soccer shoes and OWNS.. only usable on friday)

Def. Finale: 'camo' (Camos in the darkness during corners, lurking behind GK, reappears suddenly to block ball)

Member:
Isaac 'Chiongster' Cheong(2nd goalkeeper)

Attk. Finale: Bide ( Laughs and laughs and laughs until he turns red and suddenly unleashes this internal energy and kicks)

Def. Finale: Chiong (Unleashes his hidden family skill chionging, sprinting at attackers, increases acceleration by 100%, good for keeper's Strike and Slide tatics, taking ball away before opponent realises.

 Member :
Aaron Pastor Chua (Club's personal pastor/priest)

Attk. Finale:Gods voice (Does a desperate prayer to GOD to boost his power .. attacking with ear piercing screams given by GOD)

Def. Finale: Call for help (Shrieks in a high pitch voice only heard by team members increasing their speed to aid in defence)


STATISTICS;

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Team's Record;

Wins --- 7
Draws --- 5
Losts --- 3
Goals scored --- 59
Goals conceded --- 44

Last 5 Results;

vs The 4S1 Gang (draw 2-2)
vs Justin Mavericks (won 6-4)
vs The 4S1 gang (draw 4-4)
vs ST STormers (5-5 *any mistake due to bad refreeing please inform us) vs The KIM Knights (Jasper warriors evolution) (won 3-2)

GAMES PLAYED;

Bryan --- 19
Elohim --- 19
Choon Kit --- 18
Rakesh --- 14
Zhao Loong--- 13
Alvin --- 11
Aaron --- 8
Arvindh --- 5
Issac --- 3

TOP SCORERS;

Bryan --- 22
Rakesh --- 15
Zhao Loong --- 9
Arvindh --- 8
Choon Kit --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Issac --- 2
Aaron --- 2
Elohim --- 1

ASSISTS;

Bryan --- 14
Rakesh --- 11
Zhao Loong --- 8
Arvindh --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Choon Kit --- 3
Issac --- 1
Elohim --- 0
Aaron --- 0

SHOTS BLOCKED;

Elohim --- 18
Rakesh --- 10
Alvin --- 8
Bryan --- 6
Issac --- 2
Zhao Loong --- 2
Aaron --- 1
Arvindh --- 0
Choon Kit --- 0

OPEN GOALS MISSED;

Choon Kit --- 5
Zhao Long --- 1
The rest --- 0

INJURIES;

1)Choon Kit ----- Got hit in head and belly twice by Elohim and Jasper Kim respectively
(still can play)
----- Got hit by Alvin Kang in the hand during corner practice(still can play)
----- constantly healing but gets injured once and then(still can play)
2)Zhao long ----- Brain problem, (probaly never ever heal, no signs of improvement, but still can play)
3)Elohim ----- Temporary Asthma (out for 1 week, still strong and ever out again)
4)AK ----- Kicked on the face and attacked on the ear( out for a month, but still can play)

MAKE ME HAPPY;

1)Sign Jasper Kim for $1.80!
2)Keep as many players as possible
3)Beat Banglah Fc / Jasper Warriors
4)Help Choon Kit to become the next Torres
5)Create a team Jersey
6)Buying "FCK need U" badges for team to wear in place of school badge

LINKS;

Kong(scholes)zhao loong(not recomended, Lowers your IQ)


Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong(not recomended, not updated)


Aaron Chua..may God bless us (recomended for christians)




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