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Wednesday, July 02, 2008


Hi all Out there....
I am the new news reporter recruited by FCK cooperations. This is to ensure the full coverage of the world calss FUnitedCK become world reknown. I have vision... soon we would be in the barclays premier league fighting with man-united and so....

One day... man-U manager called me... he said he had a dream of god whom told him he could ask him any question. Man U manager then asked " when would my club win the championship..". God said ",,, i see it in 1 years time.."

Chelsea manager then called me... apparently they had the same dream and asked the same question... and god replied.." i see it in 3 years time..."

Then amazingly.. i had the same dream with the same question by god... and i asked god..."When would FCK U win the championship...?" God then sadly shaked his head with tear in his eyes
then he said " I might not even live that long....."
COPYRIGHTED FROM AK

Ok... enough of these... rubbish. So for today Wednesday, July 02 2008... the second day of the month. FCK U had been existing for only like.. 1 week and rumors were heard all around. It was heard that Mr.Kong with award dumbest man of the match under his belt said " I do not want to be part of FCK U anymore...i want to join Kavy (if thats how u spell it ) or maybe even create a KZL empire... muhahaha... WHATS THAT BLACK THING ON THE FLOOR???? ARGHHH".



Rakeseh Kumar the Rai also said"I also want to quit this club.. to join the bangla champions !!!"

Elohim also claimed that he would like to join the Jasper warriors after the match that FCK U lost to him yesterday.

After much prompting.. they admittedly revealed the reason. Captain Fong was seen missing open goals after open goals even when at a few centimeters away and was see again yesterday... and it was not the first time.

"Why did you miss the open goal yesterday Mr Fong?"
"OH Jasper was pressuring me from behind"
"ok.... How about the time when we were fighting kavy team in the astro turf and won 4-1? you was seen missing an open goal again"
"OH no la... i did not intend to score. As the captain, i could not claim self-glory.. So i passed to jasper for him to score..."
"ok thank you for your time Mr Fong"

Today.. for such reasons the team was broken... training was cancelled. Bryan went for math competition... Rakesh went home studying... Elohim sat the team car with Aaron home(Car sponsored by aaron's mother), Zhao loong did not even realise what was happening. (too erm... not enough brain cell left after Chem spa expiriment today i presume)

Because of such reasons... morale has dropped, spirits were broken... would the FCK U team be able to stand up again?? Or would their win be when even god could not live that long? The team now lies in the balance of Mr. fong's playing tomorrow... where the Jasper warriors had arranged to meet for a rematch as asked by Elohim. Would the team make or break?? Tune in for more episode of : THE FCK U INTERNAL CRISIS

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SQUAD;


Captain + Coach + Owner :
Fong Torres Choon Kit (Striker)(Professional Dummy)

Attk. Finale:
Dummy at open goal.(Misses open goal.Inceases teammate moral greatly knowing that they would not be lousiest in team)


Item Skill:
Empower (empowers his new shoes to give him god-like kick for 1 kick)

Def. Finale: Captains pressence(Pressures opponent by making weird movements and noises.Has no other practical uses.)

Member :
Kong Scholes Zhao Loong (Seondary Striker)

Attk. Finale: Backheel (backheels ball catching opponent.. maybe even teammate unaware)

Def. Finale: Goalkeeper's dribble (when in goalkeeper mode,he would suddenly dribble the ball forward, becoming a Striker, increasing teams overall ATTK while leaving goal post open)

Member :
Alvin Cech der Sar Kang ( Goalkeeper )

Attk. Finale: A Strong kick (A strong kick with all his might with no hesitaion. May injure opponent keeper and has a great chance to miss)

Def. Finale: Flying legs (His legs would suddenly stretch at impossible angle upwards blocking air balls)

Member :
Elohim 'lekgwathi lucky' Chor (GOD) (Defender/Keeper)

Attk. Finale: Fake Step over (Does stepover BEHIND the teammate with ball stunning opponents looking at its pure stupidity)

Def. Finale: Hand of GOD (Prays for help from God and does a rare catch or save that is unexpected, living up to his name)

Member :
Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong (Defender/Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: A strong kick with accuracy(Shoots with addidas predator shoe with power and accuracy)

Def. Finale: Crunching tackles(Would slide opponents dribbling towards goal)

Member :
Arvindh Fabregas Rai (Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: Summon darkness (summons ancient 'punjabi' soccer skills hidden within turning him slightly darker after use)

Def. Finale: Charge of darkness(does a frenzy charge from the frontlines, seemingly merging in the shadows unoticed for a while, in an attempt to defend)

Member :
Rakesh Van Persie Rai (Winger)

Attk. Finale: Summon shoes (The usually barefooted player summons powerful soccer shoes and OWNS.. only usable on friday)

Def. Finale: 'camo' (Camos in the darkness during corners, lurking behind GK, reappears suddenly to block ball)

Member:
Isaac 'Chiongster' Cheong(2nd goalkeeper)

Attk. Finale: Bide ( Laughs and laughs and laughs until he turns red and suddenly unleashes this internal energy and kicks)

Def. Finale: Chiong (Unleashes his hidden family skill chionging, sprinting at attackers, increases acceleration by 100%, good for keeper's Strike and Slide tatics, taking ball away before opponent realises.

 Member :
Aaron Pastor Chua (Club's personal pastor/priest)

Attk. Finale:Gods voice (Does a desperate prayer to GOD to boost his power .. attacking with ear piercing screams given by GOD)

Def. Finale: Call for help (Shrieks in a high pitch voice only heard by team members increasing their speed to aid in defence)


STATISTICS;

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Team's Record;

Wins --- 7
Draws --- 5
Losts --- 3
Goals scored --- 59
Goals conceded --- 44

Last 5 Results;

vs The 4S1 Gang (draw 2-2)
vs Justin Mavericks (won 6-4)
vs The 4S1 gang (draw 4-4)
vs ST STormers (5-5 *any mistake due to bad refreeing please inform us) vs The KIM Knights (Jasper warriors evolution) (won 3-2)

GAMES PLAYED;

Bryan --- 19
Elohim --- 19
Choon Kit --- 18
Rakesh --- 14
Zhao Loong--- 13
Alvin --- 11
Aaron --- 8
Arvindh --- 5
Issac --- 3

TOP SCORERS;

Bryan --- 22
Rakesh --- 15
Zhao Loong --- 9
Arvindh --- 8
Choon Kit --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Issac --- 2
Aaron --- 2
Elohim --- 1

ASSISTS;

Bryan --- 14
Rakesh --- 11
Zhao Loong --- 8
Arvindh --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Choon Kit --- 3
Issac --- 1
Elohim --- 0
Aaron --- 0

SHOTS BLOCKED;

Elohim --- 18
Rakesh --- 10
Alvin --- 8
Bryan --- 6
Issac --- 2
Zhao Loong --- 2
Aaron --- 1
Arvindh --- 0
Choon Kit --- 0

OPEN GOALS MISSED;

Choon Kit --- 5
Zhao Long --- 1
The rest --- 0

INJURIES;

1)Choon Kit ----- Got hit in head and belly twice by Elohim and Jasper Kim respectively
(still can play)
----- Got hit by Alvin Kang in the hand during corner practice(still can play)
----- constantly healing but gets injured once and then(still can play)
2)Zhao long ----- Brain problem, (probaly never ever heal, no signs of improvement, but still can play)
3)Elohim ----- Temporary Asthma (out for 1 week, still strong and ever out again)
4)AK ----- Kicked on the face and attacked on the ear( out for a month, but still can play)

MAKE ME HAPPY;

1)Sign Jasper Kim for $1.80!
2)Keep as many players as possible
3)Beat Banglah Fc / Jasper Warriors
4)Help Choon Kit to become the next Torres
5)Create a team Jersey
6)Buying "FCK need U" badges for team to wear in place of school badge

LINKS;

Kong(scholes)zhao loong(not recomended, Lowers your IQ)


Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong(not recomended, not updated)


Aaron Chua..may God bless us (recomended for christians)




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