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Wednesday, July 09, 2008


Hi all today,

This is ECCY reporting. Here are the latest transfers rumours.

The approach on Captain Kim has proved futile, as we had a combined training with his team today to show him how well coordinated and how strong we are. However, the opposite of this happened. Firstly, he did a JK trademark on OUR valuable captain... which even he, the professional dummy can't dummy it. As our captain rolled in pain on the ground, the rest knew that transfers of Captain kim is not working well. As we moved on to the match, Captain KIm was further disgusted, furious about our ways and style of playing. After the match, i had a after-match interview with him:

captain kim... how was your combined training going? Are you impressed by the team and want to join them?

F@cking he11!!! They played dishonorably, a bunch of cheaters!!!

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They slided me, rough takled me, steped on my hand and yet NO foul..., and when i did a gentle tackle or a legal slide.. they went around calling a foul!!!

I am not going to ever join them in their crusade for victory... F@cking He11!!!!! F@cking he11!!!!!

Oh... ok...

Further more.. they sent two FCK U members into my team.. Zhao Long & alvin(no error in spelling of his name).. they caused me to lose you know??? F@cking He11!!!!!! Zhao long missed one open goal.... Alvin let in alot of goals you know!!! F@cking He11!!! must be all preplanned one !!!!!

Ok ... thank you for your time captain kim.

F@cking he11!!!!!!!!!


OK... thus in conclusion... the chances of getting Captain kim is currently.... 100minus100 %(hope zhaolong can do it...the answer is 0%)


Another rumour i gathered is that utility player .. Aaron chua is going to leave!!!

Why do you want to leave FCK U?

Oh.. its because i can't commit time for it(imagine it said in a high squeaky.. maybe squealy voice)

Really??

Ok la.. its because.. i think FCK U the name ..sound too vulgar(wth).

Do you know FCK U can sue you for not completing the contract you signed?

Its ok. i am prepared to do it for the sake of being a christian.. not using
vulgarities.. anyway i have no pay..(ooi MR kit.. wheres our SALARY???)

Ok.. thank you for your time.

MAy the peace of the lord..be always with you.

Errr.. ok ..and also always with you.


Ok.. enough of depressing subjects. Next up.. we have FCK U official announcement.
ATTENTION

All fans should know that Benovelant(is it correct?) Mr Kit has decided to visit the orphanage this saturday for CIP. CIP points would be awarded duely. In this visit, we would put up demonstration games for the youths, and keep our eyes out for any potential FCK U members. MOST IMPORTANTLY, MR KIT IS GIVING OUT FREE SELF-SIGNED JERSEY(aaron squeals!!!)!!!!!! A MUST GO FOR FANS!!!!.


Announcement has been put up as well that only members that has at least 75% of attendence would be awarded CCA points. Therefore we strongly urge all of you members to turn up for all training session, especially you AARON. THANK YOU.



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SQUAD;


Captain + Coach + Owner :
Fong Torres Choon Kit (Striker)(Professional Dummy)

Attk. Finale:
Dummy at open goal.(Misses open goal.Inceases teammate moral greatly knowing that they would not be lousiest in team)


Item Skill:
Empower (empowers his new shoes to give him god-like kick for 1 kick)

Def. Finale: Captains pressence(Pressures opponent by making weird movements and noises.Has no other practical uses.)

Member :
Kong Scholes Zhao Loong (Seondary Striker)

Attk. Finale: Backheel (backheels ball catching opponent.. maybe even teammate unaware)

Def. Finale: Goalkeeper's dribble (when in goalkeeper mode,he would suddenly dribble the ball forward, becoming a Striker, increasing teams overall ATTK while leaving goal post open)

Member :
Alvin Cech der Sar Kang ( Goalkeeper )

Attk. Finale: A Strong kick (A strong kick with all his might with no hesitaion. May injure opponent keeper and has a great chance to miss)

Def. Finale: Flying legs (His legs would suddenly stretch at impossible angle upwards blocking air balls)

Member :
Elohim 'lekgwathi lucky' Chor (GOD) (Defender/Keeper)

Attk. Finale: Fake Step over (Does stepover BEHIND the teammate with ball stunning opponents looking at its pure stupidity)

Def. Finale: Hand of GOD (Prays for help from God and does a rare catch or save that is unexpected, living up to his name)

Member :
Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong (Defender/Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: A strong kick with accuracy(Shoots with addidas predator shoe with power and accuracy)

Def. Finale: Crunching tackles(Would slide opponents dribbling towards goal)

Member :
Arvindh Fabregas Rai (Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: Summon darkness (summons ancient 'punjabi' soccer skills hidden within turning him slightly darker after use)

Def. Finale: Charge of darkness(does a frenzy charge from the frontlines, seemingly merging in the shadows unoticed for a while, in an attempt to defend)

Member :
Rakesh Van Persie Rai (Winger)

Attk. Finale: Summon shoes (The usually barefooted player summons powerful soccer shoes and OWNS.. only usable on friday)

Def. Finale: 'camo' (Camos in the darkness during corners, lurking behind GK, reappears suddenly to block ball)

Member:
Isaac 'Chiongster' Cheong(2nd goalkeeper)

Attk. Finale: Bide ( Laughs and laughs and laughs until he turns red and suddenly unleashes this internal energy and kicks)

Def. Finale: Chiong (Unleashes his hidden family skill chionging, sprinting at attackers, increases acceleration by 100%, good for keeper's Strike and Slide tatics, taking ball away before opponent realises.

 Member :
Aaron Pastor Chua (Club's personal pastor/priest)

Attk. Finale:Gods voice (Does a desperate prayer to GOD to boost his power .. attacking with ear piercing screams given by GOD)

Def. Finale: Call for help (Shrieks in a high pitch voice only heard by team members increasing their speed to aid in defence)


STATISTICS;

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Team's Record;

Wins --- 7
Draws --- 5
Losts --- 3
Goals scored --- 59
Goals conceded --- 44

Last 5 Results;

vs The 4S1 Gang (draw 2-2)
vs Justin Mavericks (won 6-4)
vs The 4S1 gang (draw 4-4)
vs ST STormers (5-5 *any mistake due to bad refreeing please inform us) vs The KIM Knights (Jasper warriors evolution) (won 3-2)

GAMES PLAYED;

Bryan --- 19
Elohim --- 19
Choon Kit --- 18
Rakesh --- 14
Zhao Loong--- 13
Alvin --- 11
Aaron --- 8
Arvindh --- 5
Issac --- 3

TOP SCORERS;

Bryan --- 22
Rakesh --- 15
Zhao Loong --- 9
Arvindh --- 8
Choon Kit --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Issac --- 2
Aaron --- 2
Elohim --- 1

ASSISTS;

Bryan --- 14
Rakesh --- 11
Zhao Loong --- 8
Arvindh --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Choon Kit --- 3
Issac --- 1
Elohim --- 0
Aaron --- 0

SHOTS BLOCKED;

Elohim --- 18
Rakesh --- 10
Alvin --- 8
Bryan --- 6
Issac --- 2
Zhao Loong --- 2
Aaron --- 1
Arvindh --- 0
Choon Kit --- 0

OPEN GOALS MISSED;

Choon Kit --- 5
Zhao Long --- 1
The rest --- 0

INJURIES;

1)Choon Kit ----- Got hit in head and belly twice by Elohim and Jasper Kim respectively
(still can play)
----- Got hit by Alvin Kang in the hand during corner practice(still can play)
----- constantly healing but gets injured once and then(still can play)
2)Zhao long ----- Brain problem, (probaly never ever heal, no signs of improvement, but still can play)
3)Elohim ----- Temporary Asthma (out for 1 week, still strong and ever out again)
4)AK ----- Kicked on the face and attacked on the ear( out for a month, but still can play)

MAKE ME HAPPY;

1)Sign Jasper Kim for $1.80!
2)Keep as many players as possible
3)Beat Banglah Fc / Jasper Warriors
4)Help Choon Kit to become the next Torres
5)Create a team Jersey
6)Buying "FCK need U" badges for team to wear in place of school badge

LINKS;

Kong(scholes)zhao loong(not recomended, Lowers your IQ)


Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong(not recomended, not updated)


Aaron Chua..may God bless us (recomended for christians)




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