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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Latest On Our Squad

Due to Choon Kit's assertiveness, I am forced to work again. So this is Harry Dick proudly bringing to you the latest on our team. Players' lives is on today's menu. Therefore, its all about whats happening in the miserable lives of our 'talented' squad.

Bryan:
Our rampaging midfielder cum defender has expressed his thankfulness towards Choon Kit for starting him in every match till today and promises to give it his all for the sake of our desperate captain. According to our scouts (not Zhao Loong that kind) or 'spies', Bryan was recently spotted at Kawaii Cutz. (Choon Kit's personal salon) Truthfully, he wanted to imitate Choon Kit's hair-do. As he sat down on the chair, his attention was diverted to a picture of Jamie Carragher, causing him to daydream about being able to suceed Carragher at Liverpool. Thus, the barber rushed for time just shaved off most of his hair leaving him as spikey as a pocupine. That explains his 'worst hair-do' award.

Elohim:
Being desperate to impress the team captain, our shot-stopper or 'The blind man' has set his sights on finding and purchasing a pair of sunglasses which has 'F.C.K' imprinted on it. He roamed the streets of ChinaTown and ran along the roads of Smith Street but to no avail. Being so determined and focused on attaining his 'lethal weapon', Elohim fell sick and had asthma. That explains his heavy breathing whenever he exerts himself on the soccer pitch. I personally think he should now be known as 'The blind panther'. Get it??

Isaac:
Our one and only signing of the season was recently spotted in Chicago, Illinois attending a president's ceremony. Due to his uncontrollable laughter and immense level of humorism, he was appointed to participate in an American laughing contest. Not surprisingly, he 'owned' the other contestants and achieved a continuous laughing time of 234 minutes 43seconds. But what was more surprising is that after the contest, his face looked like it contained a 500 degree heater. This Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam(LTTE) laughing awarded will certainly take Isaac a step closer or maybe further from being the future President of the United States.

Arvindh:
The team's box to box midfielder nicnamed 'loudhailer' unfortunately had a very frustrating weekend. According to him, a dropping from the 'heavens' landed on his head while he was walking in India. The only bad thing about it was that it originated from a crow. Arvindh became so angry that he grabbed hold of the crow climed up to the 20th level of the nearest building and threw the crow out of the window. He added by saying,"That'll teach it a lesson."

Alvin:
The Team's goalkeeper is now out again on the run, he's suspected by many people , including the media and the police that he has beaten up a few uncles seating down at the chess table, stealing away their chess set and not only that, he also took the Uncle's/Ahpek chess society's one and only phone/camera. The ahpeks are all crying over this sad incident and that we're proud to annouce that Alvin's safe and sound hiding in the team F.C.K's team headquarters.
he was also caught quoting at the scene. "sorry ah peks, it's for my team, our letter writing cannot earn money.. sorry ah. sorry again... maybe i offer you zhao loong's intelligence for the phone."

Thats all for today's news on footballers' lives. The news on the other squad members will be reported in the coming days.

P.S. There have been rumours of Justin Mavericks agreeing a $2 fee from Fong United Choon Kit for the services of K.Sarravanan. More on this later....

But for now.... dont ever attempt getting 'scared half to death' twice, for the consequences may be undesirable.

5:12 PM

SQUAD;


Captain + Coach + Owner :
Fong Torres Choon Kit (Striker)(Professional Dummy)

Attk. Finale:
Dummy at open goal.(Misses open goal.Inceases teammate moral greatly knowing that they would not be lousiest in team)


Item Skill:
Empower (empowers his new shoes to give him god-like kick for 1 kick)

Def. Finale: Captains pressence(Pressures opponent by making weird movements and noises.Has no other practical uses.)

Member :
Kong Scholes Zhao Loong (Seondary Striker)

Attk. Finale: Backheel (backheels ball catching opponent.. maybe even teammate unaware)

Def. Finale: Goalkeeper's dribble (when in goalkeeper mode,he would suddenly dribble the ball forward, becoming a Striker, increasing teams overall ATTK while leaving goal post open)

Member :
Alvin Cech der Sar Kang ( Goalkeeper )

Attk. Finale: A Strong kick (A strong kick with all his might with no hesitaion. May injure opponent keeper and has a great chance to miss)

Def. Finale: Flying legs (His legs would suddenly stretch at impossible angle upwards blocking air balls)

Member :
Elohim 'lekgwathi lucky' Chor (GOD) (Defender/Keeper)

Attk. Finale: Fake Step over (Does stepover BEHIND the teammate with ball stunning opponents looking at its pure stupidity)

Def. Finale: Hand of GOD (Prays for help from God and does a rare catch or save that is unexpected, living up to his name)

Member :
Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong (Defender/Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: A strong kick with accuracy(Shoots with addidas predator shoe with power and accuracy)

Def. Finale: Crunching tackles(Would slide opponents dribbling towards goal)

Member :
Arvindh Fabregas Rai (Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: Summon darkness (summons ancient 'punjabi' soccer skills hidden within turning him slightly darker after use)

Def. Finale: Charge of darkness(does a frenzy charge from the frontlines, seemingly merging in the shadows unoticed for a while, in an attempt to defend)

Member :
Rakesh Van Persie Rai (Winger)

Attk. Finale: Summon shoes (The usually barefooted player summons powerful soccer shoes and OWNS.. only usable on friday)

Def. Finale: 'camo' (Camos in the darkness during corners, lurking behind GK, reappears suddenly to block ball)

Member:
Isaac 'Chiongster' Cheong(2nd goalkeeper)

Attk. Finale: Bide ( Laughs and laughs and laughs until he turns red and suddenly unleashes this internal energy and kicks)

Def. Finale: Chiong (Unleashes his hidden family skill chionging, sprinting at attackers, increases acceleration by 100%, good for keeper's Strike and Slide tatics, taking ball away before opponent realises.

 Member :
Aaron Pastor Chua (Club's personal pastor/priest)

Attk. Finale:Gods voice (Does a desperate prayer to GOD to boost his power .. attacking with ear piercing screams given by GOD)

Def. Finale: Call for help (Shrieks in a high pitch voice only heard by team members increasing their speed to aid in defence)


STATISTICS;

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Team's Record;

Wins --- 7
Draws --- 5
Losts --- 3
Goals scored --- 59
Goals conceded --- 44

Last 5 Results;

vs The 4S1 Gang (draw 2-2)
vs Justin Mavericks (won 6-4)
vs The 4S1 gang (draw 4-4)
vs ST STormers (5-5 *any mistake due to bad refreeing please inform us) vs The KIM Knights (Jasper warriors evolution) (won 3-2)

GAMES PLAYED;

Bryan --- 19
Elohim --- 19
Choon Kit --- 18
Rakesh --- 14
Zhao Loong--- 13
Alvin --- 11
Aaron --- 8
Arvindh --- 5
Issac --- 3

TOP SCORERS;

Bryan --- 22
Rakesh --- 15
Zhao Loong --- 9
Arvindh --- 8
Choon Kit --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Issac --- 2
Aaron --- 2
Elohim --- 1

ASSISTS;

Bryan --- 14
Rakesh --- 11
Zhao Loong --- 8
Arvindh --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Choon Kit --- 3
Issac --- 1
Elohim --- 0
Aaron --- 0

SHOTS BLOCKED;

Elohim --- 18
Rakesh --- 10
Alvin --- 8
Bryan --- 6
Issac --- 2
Zhao Loong --- 2
Aaron --- 1
Arvindh --- 0
Choon Kit --- 0

OPEN GOALS MISSED;

Choon Kit --- 5
Zhao Long --- 1
The rest --- 0

INJURIES;

1)Choon Kit ----- Got hit in head and belly twice by Elohim and Jasper Kim respectively
(still can play)
----- Got hit by Alvin Kang in the hand during corner practice(still can play)
----- constantly healing but gets injured once and then(still can play)
2)Zhao long ----- Brain problem, (probaly never ever heal, no signs of improvement, but still can play)
3)Elohim ----- Temporary Asthma (out for 1 week, still strong and ever out again)
4)AK ----- Kicked on the face and attacked on the ear( out for a month, but still can play)

MAKE ME HAPPY;

1)Sign Jasper Kim for $1.80!
2)Keep as many players as possible
3)Beat Banglah Fc / Jasper Warriors
4)Help Choon Kit to become the next Torres
5)Create a team Jersey
6)Buying "FCK need U" badges for team to wear in place of school badge

LINKS;

Kong(scholes)zhao loong(not recomended, Lowers your IQ)


Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong(not recomended, not updated)


Aaron Chua..may God bless us (recomended for christians)




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