and some New equiptments.
The Day Mr. Kit Became GG and other reports.
Evening all loyal fans, this is ECCY bringing you the latest news after spending a day with the Club.
First breaking News...
Captain Kit has gone MAD!! Because of Jonathan Phang influence, Mr. Kit tried to imitate him and show him WHOS THE MAN. Mr. Kit bravely strode up to Mr. Gordon's table, in front of the class, and started trying to psycho the class to join his valuable club. This is a daring and tatical move by mr. kit to seek attention, a publicity stunt for his rising club. No doubt, he needs a new tatical manager and a publicity manager. Even when Mr. Gordon opened his eyes wide and stared at our Captain, Mr. Kit accepted this challenge and had a stare down competition to the extend of having a 'most hairy leg ' competition. I Shall not be too detailed about this.
Mr. Kit had also innovatively created a RubberBand Magic Show for SA primary school to try to raise funds for the club and to seek out youth players with talent. This publicity stunt had even went to the extend to 'counting the number of rubber band' on his finger. Maybe Mr. Kit should try the kindergarden, wait nursery, for this trick. I can also safely assume that the nursery kids would be able to see through this 'innovative' trick. Only one guy in the world won't be able to see through the trick and that is Mr. Kong Zhao L**ng. (His identity is altered to protect his privacy)
Next news, as we marched on our homeground for a little FCK U training session, several school team trial (STT) members came to challenge us. Soon, our club main rivals, Jasper Warriors, S1AsOne, all arrived. Seeing the common enemy on the field, we worked together towards a common target and challenged them. However a Double Edged betrayal soon happened....Captain Kit was turned to the dark side... along with AK who was attracted to join the STT which he is partly in already.
Mr. EE Rong was also seen going for trial for a spot to be on the FCK U team. He is now herby allowed to join us. His achievements: Allowed captain to score during penalty shoot out. Survived and blocked one of Bryan's RAM. Now it is up to ee rong's own free will to whether he would join us. We hope he would bring his sec2 brother into the club too to create a Imitation 'Loving Brother Combo'.
Next up... FCK Letter writting company has noted the poor equiptments of the team and has decided to sponsor a few players with new state of the art tools. AK and Elo followed by team's financial advisor Bryan went to kovan to buy new soccer shoe. This was paid by Mr. Kit, who was not there as he was working.
As stated in a interview for his graciousness "After looking at the condition of my players, and looking at Captain Kim new state of the art 'NIKE TOTAL 90" shooting shoe, i had decided its time. Its time to put in the new scheme of new jersy, shoe ETC ETC to improve our already powerful team. This pain in the heart is nothing compared to the glory of holding the Saints Premier League ( SPL) champion's cup in my hand at the end of the season. For FCK U!!!"
Lastly... for the bad news... Someone from our transfer nominee list was seen acting violently today. We do not know the reason for his untold violence but we are sorry to say he is out of our transfer list. He may try to apply again for a spot in the club in the future if he wants. Captain Kit has also once again reminded the team to behave appropriately, in training or elsewhere. Players whom are guilty of such offense are either given a warning, or in more serious cases, is kicked out of the team personally by the captain himself. So please, Try to maintain good behaviour at all times and uphold the longlasting reputation of Club FCK U.
Finally, Kawaii cuts is finally one of our sponsorer. They had requested to sponsor the team with 'Cool' haircuts every once in a while. Their name would be engraved on the team's official ball.
And reporting out, This is ECCY always with you. And again:
FCK letter writting company, quality letters for LIFE!!!!