"WE REALLY NEED YOU!"
Hi all out there, this is ECCY again.
Today I am here to present the list of nominees for the prestigious club by Mr Kit himself. He had decided to loosen his purse strings as seen from the speech:
"In the SPL(saints premier league), to survive, we have to continously evolve, updating ourselves and seek new talents. I encourage all out there that have talent out there to join our club. Your loyalty would rewarded. Money is not a problem to me"
So here's the list for JULY norminees confirmed by Mr. Kit:
1)Jonathan Phang
2) Matthew Tang
3) Scott Aloyssious
4) The Kim family
1) Jonathan Phang AKA JonPang, is our next top nominee. Graduated from the BB Brotherhood christianity acadamy, he has shown great comittment to Christianity. He is the top scorer of all bible quizes, outpraying even Pastor Aaron. He is also rumoured to be a bible scholar and is seeking further studies. In class today, he had outtaught Mr Gordon in physics class, teaching all about coffee cooling rate. Further more, he is nominated as the most model student of SAS. Having him in the team would greatly increase FCK U reputation. We herby wish Pastor Aaron would ask his fellow brother in joining us. If Jonpang join, Aaron could finally retire from his pastor job and finally fufill his wish in becoming our team's Cheerleader, the dancer of God. We could also endorse Jonpang further bible studies courses to help him attain his Advance bible master degree, P.H.D., where he would come back as a better pastor to serve our club. (*note: JonPang has also a rare streak of violence)
Position: Senior Pastor, Tatical advisor/Teacher, Assistant Coach, negotiater
Price: $5 (negotiation available)
2) Matthew Tang has also made it into our nominee list. He has played against us in several matches and has proven his worth. He is a stout defender, blocking assualt after assualt relentessly. He is also known to have graduated from BB Brotherhood christainity acadamy.
He can bless the team in the midst of a heavy match and defend at the same time, a worthy defender of God.
Position: Hybrid pastor/defender
Price: $1 (able to nego)
3) Scott Aloyssious has been loaned by FCK U during several matches against Justin mavericks. His controlled agility and strengths in kicks has made him a worthy defender. He has been approached by Kong Zhao Long several times as zhao long mistakenly mistaken Scott as his beloved 'scout'.
Position : Defender
Price: $0.50 (able to nego)
4) Finally, nominated is The Kim Family, consisting of Jasper and Roy. It was rumoured Jasper and Roy were named by their father as so because of the famous soccer Star Jasper and Roy at that era. The combo of Jaser the noisy, the soloist and Roy the silent, the passer would be strongly valued. This would also cripple Jasper Warriors and Kim Knights of their captain. Having them would enable FCK U to win the SPL.
Position: Loving Brother's Tag Team Combo
Price: $10 (no nego)
So may i now present the worthy nominees of the month JULY! We hope more people would make an effort to be noticed by our club's scout (not zhao long scout) and join us. Once again money is not a problem.
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