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Thursday, July 17, 2008

A very good evening to all our fans waiting patiently for the long-awaited news.
CAPTAIN KIT HAS SCORED, 4 AMAZING GOALS .(INCLUDES A FEW OPEN GOALS)
omg, what amazing news. im sweating from this amazing feat, guess the hard training of FCK has really paid off, captain kit cooly slotting these goals home at close range, beating bryan, alvin and special guest keeper daryl!

well , lets get on to the news part of our match today.

it first started out as captain kit betraying the team, he joined Jasper warriors on a special Captain combo team, well , it has worked out fine as proven when captain kit scored 4 goals,
well, we were down 2-1, then back to 2-2, then 3-2 then 3-3.
before a gang of people arrived to play with us, well, we lost track and it turned out to be what is known as a 'mass brawl fight' . soon after we left because everybody couldn't take the hot sun, which captain kit is performing under, and was greatly upset when everybody left. now down to the interview

A.jaqcues: Captain Kit! GREAT GREAT CAPTAIN! tell us how you feel about the 4 goals you just scored?

Captain Kit™: well, DAMMIT, why everybody left so fast? i was on a rampage of goals, DAMMIT. i want to SHINE EVEN MORE!!@!

A.jacques: its okay, well . you got your 4 goals right? anyway how do you feel when you scored the goals?

Captain Kit™:well. you're right, i felt like CAPTAIN KIM, i feel i could command the world with my 4 mighty goals!@#!!!! WHY WAS THE MATCH STOPPED??? NOOOOOOOOOOO

A.Jacques: its better to stop interviewing the (whispers* madman) if not later i kena killed
(runs away)


Captain Kit ™: eh reporter.. wait.. my letterrr writing c o m p a n y y y y y y y (faint sounds)

it apparently sounds that captain kit makes use of interviews to publicise his letter writing company, well we shall move on .

Shocking news.
Kumar has again thrown a tantrum again , claiming he likes the number 1 number(apparently he thinks number 1 is the best and that he didn't know it was for the keeper) and he went to play for the keeper post in the testimonial match for Captain Combos and F.C.K w/o a captain .
he has so far been successful in blocking the many A powerful kick by AK, but he didn't block the A powerful kick with more accuracy by Bryan., well, he might as well be wearing the number 99 shirt next time, team FCK already has 3 keeper .. so if he wants, he can be number 4 hor -.-''
well, kumar also used his intelligent to figure out the reasons why keeping is safer
" since i started trying out keeping, my reflexes has increased and i now am not constantly being slided at , and my shoes are now safe from all the running and whatsoever tht can come in mind, im now 88.8292555% safer from injury and oh wait, if i wear petr cech's helmet im 99.6q45345% safe from injuries! wow . keeping is so safe!(whatever kumar). will we see him more trying to keep for the team?

well, transfer trails!

we have scouted down the amazing talents of nat from nat uniteds, we would want him in our team of professionals( hahaha) , will he signed on by Choon Kit as what i seen as the most valued player in the field today? his services can be paid for around $5 , will choon kit take out the money to finalize the deal? we just have to wait, so far he only had spent 20c on a 2nd team keeper,! isaac, whom will be making his debut against the match of Justin mavericks tommorow,!

All Fck members please have your rest for the interesting matchup of Justine Mavericks Vs F.C.K! will choon kit shine? will justin quit? LETS ALL SEE THE AMAZING CLASH OF THE TITANS!
JUSTIN VS CHOONKIT!
WHO IS DUMBER? we shall find out,
so long folks,

this is A.Jacques reporting from the FCK studios,
take care our dear fans~

8:28 PM

SQUAD;


Captain + Coach + Owner :
Fong Torres Choon Kit (Striker)(Professional Dummy)

Attk. Finale:
Dummy at open goal.(Misses open goal.Inceases teammate moral greatly knowing that they would not be lousiest in team)


Item Skill:
Empower (empowers his new shoes to give him god-like kick for 1 kick)

Def. Finale: Captains pressence(Pressures opponent by making weird movements and noises.Has no other practical uses.)

Member :
Kong Scholes Zhao Loong (Seondary Striker)

Attk. Finale: Backheel (backheels ball catching opponent.. maybe even teammate unaware)

Def. Finale: Goalkeeper's dribble (when in goalkeeper mode,he would suddenly dribble the ball forward, becoming a Striker, increasing teams overall ATTK while leaving goal post open)

Member :
Alvin Cech der Sar Kang ( Goalkeeper )

Attk. Finale: A Strong kick (A strong kick with all his might with no hesitaion. May injure opponent keeper and has a great chance to miss)

Def. Finale: Flying legs (His legs would suddenly stretch at impossible angle upwards blocking air balls)

Member :
Elohim 'lekgwathi lucky' Chor (GOD) (Defender/Keeper)

Attk. Finale: Fake Step over (Does stepover BEHIND the teammate with ball stunning opponents looking at its pure stupidity)

Def. Finale: Hand of GOD (Prays for help from God and does a rare catch or save that is unexpected, living up to his name)

Member :
Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong (Defender/Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: A strong kick with accuracy(Shoots with addidas predator shoe with power and accuracy)

Def. Finale: Crunching tackles(Would slide opponents dribbling towards goal)

Member :
Arvindh Fabregas Rai (Centre Mid)

Attk. Finale: Summon darkness (summons ancient 'punjabi' soccer skills hidden within turning him slightly darker after use)

Def. Finale: Charge of darkness(does a frenzy charge from the frontlines, seemingly merging in the shadows unoticed for a while, in an attempt to defend)

Member :
Rakesh Van Persie Rai (Winger)

Attk. Finale: Summon shoes (The usually barefooted player summons powerful soccer shoes and OWNS.. only usable on friday)

Def. Finale: 'camo' (Camos in the darkness during corners, lurking behind GK, reappears suddenly to block ball)

Member:
Isaac 'Chiongster' Cheong(2nd goalkeeper)

Attk. Finale: Bide ( Laughs and laughs and laughs until he turns red and suddenly unleashes this internal energy and kicks)

Def. Finale: Chiong (Unleashes his hidden family skill chionging, sprinting at attackers, increases acceleration by 100%, good for keeper's Strike and Slide tatics, taking ball away before opponent realises.

Member :
Aaron Pastor Chua (Club's personal pastor/priest)

Attk. Finale:Gods voice (Does a desperate prayer to GOD to boost his power .. attacking with ear piercing screams given by GOD)

Def. Finale: Call for help (Shrieks in a high pitch voice only heard by team members increasing their speed to aid in defence)


STATISTICS;

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Team's Record;

Wins --- 7
Draws --- 5
Losts --- 3
Goals scored --- 59
Goals conceded --- 44

Last 5 Results;

vs The 4S1 Gang (draw 2-2)
vs Justin Mavericks (won 6-4)
vs The 4S1 gang (draw 4-4)
vs ST STormers (5-5 *any mistake due to bad refreeing please inform us) vs The KIM Knights (Jasper warriors evolution) (won 3-2)

GAMES PLAYED;

Bryan --- 19
Elohim --- 19
Choon Kit --- 18
Rakesh --- 14
Zhao Loong--- 13
Alvin --- 11
Aaron --- 8
Arvindh --- 5
Issac --- 3

TOP SCORERS;

Bryan --- 22
Rakesh --- 15
Zhao Loong --- 9
Arvindh --- 8
Choon Kit --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Issac --- 2
Aaron --- 2
Elohim --- 1

ASSISTS;

Bryan --- 14
Rakesh --- 11
Zhao Loong --- 8
Arvindh --- 7
Alvin --- 4
Choon Kit --- 3
Issac --- 1
Elohim --- 0
Aaron --- 0

SHOTS BLOCKED;

Elohim --- 18
Rakesh --- 10
Alvin --- 8
Bryan --- 6
Issac --- 2
Zhao Loong --- 2
Aaron --- 1
Arvindh --- 0
Choon Kit --- 0

OPEN GOALS MISSED;

Choon Kit --- 5
Zhao Long --- 1
The rest --- 0

INJURIES;

1)Choon Kit ----- Got hit in head and belly twice by Elohim and Jasper Kim respectively
(still can play)
----- Got hit by Alvin Kang in the hand during corner practice(still can play)
----- constantly healing but gets injured once and then(still can play)
2)Zhao long ----- Brain problem, (probaly never ever heal, no signs of improvement, but still can play)
3)Elohim ----- Temporary Asthma (out for 1 week, still strong and ever out again)
4)AK ----- Kicked on the face and attacked on the ear( out for a month, but still can play)


MAKE ME HAPPY;

1)Sign Jasper Kim for $1.80!
2)Keep as many players as possible
3)Beat Banglah Fc / Jasper Warriors
4)Help Choon Kit to become the next Torres
5)Create a team Jersey
6)Buying "FCK need U" badges for team to wear in place of school badge

LINKS;

Kong(scholes)zhao loong(not recomended, Lowers your IQ)


Bryan Carragher Gerrard Wong(not recomended, not updated)


Aaron Chua..may God bless us (recomended for christians)




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